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Lady Lattes & Maiden Mochas / Food

Ladies, charge up your day and uncover your barista’s unsolicited politics with any one of these six, functional Lady Latte & Maiden Mocha recipes, courtesy of The Re(a)d Table and The Bottomless Cup. After all, resistance is serious business, but there’s no reason to fight a bitter battle when victory is delectably sweet.

1) Too smart and spicy? You’re Hysterically Caffeinated

Hazelnut
Chili Powder
Dark Chocolate Mocha
Cashew Milk
Whipped cream topped with crushed spiced nuts

2) Shut up and double the chocolate, it’s Lady Business (aka, the Aunt Flo)

Beet sauce
Chocolate Milano
Dark Chocolate Mocha
Whole Milk
Whipped cream with beet drizzle

3) Get nasty and put on your Pussyhat Capp

Strawberry Syrup
Hemp Milk
Espresso

Alt: Rose Syrup, Whole Milk and Espresso
Alt: Milk and Espresso with Strawberry drizzle

4) Fall crazy in love with the fierce Queen B.

Honey
Amaretto
Whole Milk
Whipped cream with honeycomb

5) Grow natural from the inside out with the Hairy Dairy

Irish Cream
White Chocolate
Whole or Hemp Milk
Whipped cream with dark and white chocolate shavings

6) U-Haul it and Lez Be Friends (aka, the Independent Woman)

Honey
Lavender or Rose Syrup
Hemp or Soy Milk
Foam with edible lavender buds

By Megan Wolfe
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